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Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties. Can you do telekinesis? One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you Pkck help me prove him wrong? Are you a drill sergeant?

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Because you have my privates standing at attention. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. And the ones on your face. Have you seen one? Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit. Are yp a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you. Are you a shark? Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra Caboolture sex men. When I saw you, I lost my tongue.

Can I put yours in my mouth?

Are you an archaeologist? Is that a keg in your pants? You are so selfish. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity. Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

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Can I give you an Australian kiss? Can I didgeridoo you? I wanna get lost in your Outback. I just keep coming back to you. Wanna blow my didgeridoo? I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

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